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Life sucks.

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jfef:

i have watched this video well over 200 times & ive laughed every single fucking time

sorrygirlsisuckcock:

wannaseesomecuteboys:

Love | Peace | Equality 

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sorrygirlsisuckcock:

wannaseesomecuteboys:

Love | Peace | Equality 

http://sorrygirlsisuckcock.tumblr.com/

yahooanswerswtf:

This is why we need sex education

yahooanswerswtf:

This is why we need sex education

urnasty:

ruinedchildhood:

when my mom come in my room without knocking


$$$

urnasty:

ruinedchildhood:

when my mom come in my room without knocking

$$$

bussykiller:

WHEN YOUR CRUSH GIVES YOU A CUTE NICKNAME 

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rexuality:

if you see me laughing while texting there’s a 99.9% chance i’m laughing at a text message i sent because i’m equal parts vain and hilarious

basedgosh:

*randomly feels pain on a random part of my body* oh god here we go im gonna die

The nicest people I’ve ever met were covered in tattoos and piercings and the most judgemental people I’ve ever met are the ones that go to church every Sunday.
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Wednesdays are my good days 👌

Wednesdays are my good days 👌

seifukucat:

It’s very important that I am both cute and powerful

YOU:

WERE:

FAKE:

I:

WAS

GREAT

NOTHING

PERSONAL

companioncube0:


I was at Walgreens buying my brother a birthday card. An elderly woman was also in the aisle. She said “can you believe they have wedding cards for two men and look even two women!”
[screams internally]
But she then said “I’ve seen so many changes in my 80 years, it’s wonderful how things are moving forward.”
[internal tears of joy]
She then mentioned that she didn’t know any gay people but that everyone should be treated like they would want to be treated. I smiled and said “you know one now” and pointed at myself. She smiled, patted my shoulder and said “now I do”.

companioncube0:

I was at Walgreens buying my brother a birthday card. An elderly woman was also in the aisle. She said “can you believe they have wedding cards for two men and look even two women!”

[screams internally]

But she then said “I’ve seen so many changes in my 80 years, it’s wonderful how things are moving forward.”

[internal tears of joy]

She then mentioned that she didn’t know any gay people but that everyone should be treated like they would want to be treated. I smiled and said “you know one now” and pointed at myself. She smiled, patted my shoulder and said “now I do”.

shavingryansprivates:

i was just posing sensually when the camera turned on by itself i am not a model

shavingryansprivates:

i was just posing sensually when the camera turned on by itself i am not a model

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

being black is really wonderful and convenient bc i can just be sitting here in my room like this

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and whenever people come looking for me to do stuff i dont even really have to hide all i have to do it turn off my light and

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and then when they leave i just 

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ive received this question so many times since i posted this yesterday so imma just leave this right here ok  

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